GenoRave 'Let's Stay Home And Watch TV Today '

"Rave you never take us to the movies." She asked with her hand on her hips. "TF! Movies! what do I need to go to the movies for! My life is a friggin movie! Look around you! How are you know entertained!" He replied. She answers, "The BIG SuPeRhErO movie is premiering tonight. You promised to watch remember?" "No no no. I'm not paying 3 hundred dollars just to sit and listen to someones mouth breathing for 3 hours. I was thinking of this sitting around and browsing through SensorshipTube for the a couple hours. Wouldn't you rather stay home and watch it in the home theater?" She replies, "Fine but you're gonna watch the whole thing." "Leave me!" He screech. She puts a bottle of Woke Zero on his table and leaves with a hug. He places the Woke in the trash and puts a bottle of what in it's place. He sits and pulls his chair closer to adjust. Wets his throat with taps his lips. Tip tip tip his mouth smack. He seemed really excited, "oh boy oh boy, I get to use the computer like a normal man. I forget what this was like. I had to pull this out of a land fill to repair it." Face changes "DeSandi, African, more like De-Sahara. how the hell we got water for Africa. That s**t taste like sand." Clicks the mouse. Drags the page to open wider. Accidentally click a folder, "Ow, hehe" that was an accident. Drags it to the bin. "Nah" renames it 'Work Doc' "Hope no one forwards this to the boss." "Let's see SensorTube... A 16 seconds video. How must I like!" "CCNN, dislike... Dislike... Dislike... Inertia! The dislike button is broken!" He screams into the next room. "It's not broken they removed it! Some thing about protecting the feelings!" She shouts back. "Protecting feelings of the creators! How about protecting the feelings of multi millionaire dollar cooperate investors!" "what!" "Forget about it!" Types hea-lth and--- fit-N-E-S-S. "Hmmm. Thinking of a new work out regimen. Everyone around her is to lazy. You know." He say to himself. Tap tap tap. Click... "Um-hum. I see. I see. Wait. Yoga. Your doing yoga what do you need a bikini for! JC! That's not how you do yoga! How is this on hear but they would even give my man Frank a chance." He thinks. Plasma walks in "What you watching? You watching" He replies, "No I'm not watching. A man sits at his computer for 5 seconds and this is where everybody mind goes. Matter fact, I thought I said no one bother me. This is me time. You'll have your chance to ruin my life later with your movies." She comes behind the chair and leans over saying, "I can do that" he replies, "Not with that backside, you're like a stump" he continues, "This is the problem today with simps the sit around for hours just to watch a three second video of some girl flick her hair. Then they say there in love they spend all their money on what ever fan page and what not. Clearly I'm in the wrong industry." She rubs his shoulder then while takes his bottle water in her hand uncovers it and take a sip, "Hm, don't drink that. It tastes like sand." "That's what I said" he replies, "Good you are here go get me something to drink. Not Woke Zero throw all of those out and the stupid water." She leaves room saying as her voice fades, "You know children in Africa could use that water." He shouts back "Fine. I'll build them a pipe!" She replies, "That's racist." With an echo from the hall. He shouts back, "How can it be racist. Girl. I'm black. I a black man bald headed man! Maybe I just don't conform to stereotypes. How about that?" "Mh Africa, I better see what's going on with the news. Maybe I really could do something." Tap tap tap TAP Click. Afree-CA."Maybe if everybody try to help their self maybe... Corruption... Too political." Opens Mail. Sends a message to Proxi to remind her to go there tomorrow. "How about something a little more fun. Watches a video silently. Then another. Jirates his heels making his knees bounce. Slouches down while staring in the screen. A mosquito enters the room. Looks at the mosquito in magnified slow motion. Mosquito lands on his wrist. "I have no blood for you to suck little buddy." Traps the mosquito in a little forcefield. "I'll call you Jiminy." Jiminy taps on the forcefield for a few seconds. With no where to go. Jiminy turns to watch the computer lights. "Showtuuuunes." Rave says. The computer goes, 'Pop pop bid up bop bop. Boo bop bop bid up rop rop.' little line dancing figures of cartoon men are hard to recognize from the prevailing light. The light for the computer pulsate on the Jiminy Mosquitos eyes. 'Zzzzz' soon the mosquito legs almost starts to appear like it is dancing but it is not. It is just a normal mosquito. Rave says, "Jiminy, I love these old cartoons." He gets up and starts dancing his body moves as bones as the cartoons that are dancing. The camera closes up on Jiminy. Still just moving it's proboscis and doing nothing else. Rave whines his waist. Plasma comes back with the drink. "What's going on?" She says smile as he ignores her and continues to dance. She puts the drink on the table. "Took you long enough" he says. She replies, "Roman, I had to take two cars and 3 elevators just to get to the party drinks. The least you can say is thank you. Look a mosquito." "**WoMp!*** She smacks it with the water bottle. "JIMINYYYYYYY!" Rave screams and drops to his knees. Seen cuts to funeral. They are burring Jiminy in a flower pot on the window seal."Shouldn't you say a few words" she ask. He started "Right. Jiminy as not just a little buddy but a man. Not a very big man but his heart was bigger than anyone else's in this room. He liked having fun and showtunes. Till one day an wicked succubus came to town. Riding on her witches broom. A wenches nay to signal the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse..." "RAVE!" She shouted. "And even in death. You do not find peace. Get out." He orders her. She sucks her teeths and leaves, "You're so mellow dramatic. You really are a .... movie to watch." She say. "Out!" He shouts and slams the door. He looks at the window ceal with his hand under his chin. "Poor Jiminy, if only mosquitoes had souls them maybe I could bring you back to life. Wait do animals have souls?" He imagine a field of ghost cows grazing. One looks at him and goes "MOOOOOOO!" Than goes into a deeper demonic horn. Shakes his head. "Is this my free time?" He thinks. Suddenly an angelic tune began to play. The mosquito soul rises from the corpse. Rave can see this because he is a ghost. Pause. He and the ghost of Jiminy goes back to watching showtunes.