GenoRave 'Let's Stay Home And Watch TV Today '

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"Rave you never take us to the movies." Inertia asked with her hand on her hips. "TF! Movies! what do I need to go to the movies for! My life is a friggin movie! Look around you! How are you know entertained!" He replied. She answers, "The BIG SuPeRhErO movie is premiering tonight. You promised to watch remember?" "No no no. I'm not paying 3 hundred dollars just to sit and listen to someones mouth breathing for 3 hours. I was thinking of this sitting around and browsing through SensorshipTube for the a couple hours. Wouldn't you rather stay home and watch it in the home theater?" She replies, "Fine but you're gonna watch the whole thing. Premiers at 7." "Leave me!" He screech. She puts a bottle of Woke Zero on his table and leaves with a hug. He places the Woke in the trash and puts a bottle of what in it's place. He sits and pulls his chair closer to adjust. Wets his throat with taps his lips. Tip tip tip his mouth smack. He seemed really excited, "oh boy oh boy, I get to use the computer like a normal man. I forget what this was like. I had to pull this out of a land fill to repair it." Face changes "DeSandi, African, more like De-Sahara. how the hell we got water for Africa. That s**t taste like sand." Clicks the mouse. Drags the page to open wider. Accidentally click a folder, "Ow, hehe" that was an accident. Drags it to the bin. "Nah" renames it 'Work Doc' "Hope no one forwards this to the boss." "Let's see SensorTube... A 16 seconds video. How must I like!" "CCNN, dislike... Dislike... Dislike... Inertia! The dislike button is broken!" He screams into the next room. "It's not broken they removed it! Some thing about protecting the feelings!" She shouts back. "Protecting feelings of the creators! How about protecting the feelings of multi millionaire dollar cooperate investors!" "what!" "Forget about it!" Types hea-lth and--- fit-N-E-S-S. "Hmmm. Thinking of a new workout regimen. Everyone around her is to lazy. You know." He say to himself. Tap tap tap. Click... "Um-hum. I see. I see. Wait. Yoga. Your doing yoga what do you need a bikini for! JC! That's not how you do yoga! How is this on hear but they would even give my man Frank a chance." He thinks. Plasma walks in "What you watching? You watching" He replies, "No I'm not watching. A man sits at his computer for 5 seconds and this is where everybody mind goes. Matter fact, I thought I said no one bother me. This is me time. You'll have your chance to ruin my life later with your movies." She comes behind the chair and leans over saying, "I can do that" he replies, "Not with that backside, you're like a stump" he continues, "This is the problem today with simps the sit around for hours just to watch a three second video of some girl flick her hair. Then they say there in love they spend all their money on what ever fan page and what not. Clearly I'm in the wrong industry." She rubs his shoulder then while takes his bottle water in her hand uncovers it and take a sip, "Hm, don't drink that. It tastes like sand." "That's what I said" he replies, "Good you are here go get me something to drink. Not Woke Zero throw all of those out and the stupid water." She leaves room saying as her voice fades, "You know children in Africa could use that water." He shouts back "Fine. I'll build them a pipe!" She replies, "That's racist." With an echo from the hall. He shouts back, "How can it be racist. Girl. I'm black. I a black man bald headed man! Maybe I just don't conform to stereotypes. How about that?" "Mh Africa, I better see what's going on with the news. Maybe I really could do something." Tap tap tap TAP Click. Afree-CA."Maybe if everybody try to help their self maybe... Corruption... Too political." Opens Mail. Sends a message to Proxi to remind her to go there tomorrow. "How about something a little more fun. Watches a video silently. Then another. Gyrates his heels making his knees bounce. Slouches down while staring in the screen. A mosquito enters the room. Looks at the mosquito in magnified slow motion. Mosquito lands on his wrist. "I have no blood for you to suck little buddy." Traps the mosquito in a little forcefield. "I'll call you Jiminy." Jiminy taps on the forcefield for a few seconds. With no where to go. Jiminy turns to watch the computer lights. "Showtuuuunes." Rave says. The computer goes, 'Pop pop bid up bop bop. Boo bop bop bid up rop rop.' little line dancing figures of cartoon men are hard to recognize from the prevailing light. The light for the computer pulsate on the Jiminy Mosquitos eyes. 'Zzzzz' soon the mosquito legs almost starts to appear like it is dancing but it is not. It is just a normal mosquito. Rave says, "Jiminy, I love these old cartoons." He gets up and starts dancing his body moves as bones as the cartoons that are dancing. The camera closes up on Jiminy. Still just moving it's proboscis and doing nothing else. Rave whines his waist. Plasma comes back with the drink. "What's going on?" She says smile as he ignores her and continues to dance. She puts the drink on the table. "Took you long enough" he says. She replies, "Roman, I had to take two cars and 3 elevators just to get to the party drinks. The least you can say is thank you. Look a mosquito." "**WoMp!*** She smacks it with the water bottle. "JIMINYYYYYYY!" Rave screams and drops to his knees. Seen cuts to funeral. They are burring Jiminy in a flower pot on the window seal."Shouldn't you say a few words" she ask. He started "Right. Jiminy as not just a little buddy but a man. Not a very big man but his heart was bigger than anyone else's in this room. He liked having fun and showtunes. Till one day an wicked succubus came to town. Riding on her witches broom. A wenches nay to signal the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse..." "RAVE!" She shouted. "And even in death. You do not find peace. Get out." He orders her. She sucks her teeths and leaves, "You're so mellow dramatic. You think you're too cool for everything with your black low cut shirt exposing your hairy chest and your gold chains. But you really just a dork. You really are a.... movie to watch." She says with sass. "Out!" He shouts and slams the door. He looks at the window ceal with his hand under his chin. "Poor Jiminy, if only mosquitoes had souls them maybe I could bring you back to life. Wait do animals have souls?" He imagine a field of ghost cows grazing. One looks at him and goes "MOOOOOOO!" Than goes into a deeper demonic horn. Shakes his head. "Is this my free time?" He thinks. Suddenly an angelic tune began to play. The mosquito soul rises from the corpse. It flaps it's wings in slow motion. Rave can see this because he is a ghost. Pause. He and the ghost of Jiminy goes back to watching showtunes. Rave is watching the scene from Jurassic Park where the mosquito is encased in tree sap. He looks at Jiminy leaning back in the chair as if to look at the audiance behind him. "See that little buddy. Prime time." Next video be let's out a chuckle or two. "I swear every good chanel come of really balling for a few years, they pick and then the just stop producing content. Now he is scrolling. Stop at a thumbnail of a lady stooping low. "You know I don't really listen to hip hop but that is a nice thumbnail. CLICK. You can almost hear the video loading. Intrupted by two 30 second adds. "Sensortube getting really ambitious with this ads. What is this, television?" The video is just twerking and the lyrics are just cursing. Not even in a clever way just real salty straight forward this and that. Rave looks at the icons above. "I'm not even signed in. How is this not age restricted. I'm no prejudice but Jeez Luis. The lyrics aren't even clever. We're is the talent." The he clicks of another video of a little Caucasian girl with baggy big clothes. Song goes, 'Get it bling bling. If you want it. You can get it. I could shine. I can sing. Pocket Pocket Pocket. I'm your love to pocket.' He starts to type a comment, "these chics are talented but the music they decide to sign is just bird brain." He types,'yall stupood' but backspaces it. To just bird brain at the end. He thinks, "they don't deserve it. I'm clearly not the target audience. I don't want to be a grown man hating on some stupid little girls." He adds. 'Just write better songs at the end.' and posts comment. He says "Rap-Trap- mummble wap. Gey gey gang. Brah. Skrit. Dra. Geh geh geh. Drah! Definitely nah. All these clowns sound the same" Then he sips his drink. Clicks on a Blink 183 video. "I like that girl with the green. What is that latin American?.. I love Kerry Krews in this." It about 5 30 p m. Inertia and Genie comes into the room. Rave says, "You know sometimes it bothers me. Women with actual talent often goes unnotice and practically lose out too that of those who show their tatas. They only go viral because of men are thirsty." Inertia sarcastically, "Um-Huh." Rave continues, "Not really I'm not saying it's a crime to be sexy and strong at the same time. I'm just saying appreciate talent as well, You know." Genie whispers to the audiance, "Rave is becoming self aware." The girl leaves the room as the camera pans on their buttock as they walk out. Rave snaps out of this stare. He has a thought. He is beginning to rethink his life. He brings to rethink the premise of his show. He kicks back his chair. Time passes and he sighs. Then suddenly he farts. It was just hot gas all along. Rave scratches his butt yawns and pauses the video. He gets up to leave the room.


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Sai puts in her headphones in her ears. The next scenes are inaudible. Only thr song plays. Rave pushes the white door and leaves the room. Sai slowly rocks her neck left to right. So does her upper body move in motion from her diaphragm. She slowly starts rocking a bit wider. She doesn't change from facing the wall. Rave walks down the hallway. Sia dance have evolved to a full belly dance. Rave walks pas her door. Insignificantly she is bearly seen as he passes the door. The hallways seem to stretch on for ever. Poison and Now are behaving questionabke in a room but the image is so blurry Rave hardly notices. There is a faint light at the end of the hallway. The glass is slightly opened. He reaches the glass pushes it. He is in the back yard. The sky is overcast. America sits on the chair outside with her legs folded on the sit. He taps her on the hip. She pushes her belly forward and greets him with a smile. She is seating with facelesses. Rave see a plant in the corner. He goes for a p***. Ectoplasmic blue. He comes back and sit in the chair. He recognizes rune sitting next to her burning essence. Their is some other stuff burning on the table. Calypso reaches for a bottle of water. Rave lies back flat in the chair and sighs inaudibly. America rest her head next to him. Rave looks at the Rune picks up a dream catcher and dances with it over Rave. Rave doesn't move an inch. He just looks at America's face. The he turns to stare at Calypso in the opposite direction. Calypso is talking to Chastity but Chastity seems a bit falsly flattered. As his head turn so does American watch the back of his head. She pulls closer to him. An looks up. He looks at America but she is not looking at him so looks back at Calypso. Calypso finally grabs his attention. Calypso takes the dream catcher from Rune and does the dance on him. His expression doesn't change he just watches Chastity yanking up her nose each time Calypso isn't looking. Chastity mouth stays open for some time. Rave wishes somethimg in America's ear. She goes to get Chastity and make her sit lay down next to Rave. America dances with a full bottle of rum. Rave vanishes from the scene and all the girls continue to dance with each other. Or dance the dance they where doing while he was their. Rave walks back down the empty hallway. It seems like a maze. Kimbra is sitting on the floor. She says something to him. He stand in the doorway and tell Now and poison a thing. Kimbra follows him down the hallway. The camera closes up in her moist under eyes. She stops off in Sai's room. They show Rave a dance. She is more distracted by the wall she was staring at. He goes back into the room. He looks at the slightly open windo. Jiminy got out. The music stops as she closes the door.


He doesn't unpause the video. He doesn't recognize the time is 6 o'clock. He sees an email. It's from Aeon Musk. Rave lies on the bed. He listens to the low vibration of the fan for a few. Jojo opens the door. He says something. She explains maybe. She invited her self in. He lightly explains to her. She asks for something. Explains to her again. Close up on her mouth only. That's not my problem she said. He undoes the lace on her corset. She just wanted to breath. She massages her shoulder. Her back is small compared to his hand. She starts to do a dance. He notices the rain on the window. The girls bust into the covered in rain water. He says, "Y'all are gonna catches a cold." Chastity says, "What ever grandpa. And dashes a bucket of water on him. Rave see the water coming at him in slow motion. He thinks, "Best desirable outcome. Dodging it will make me look like a perfect prick. Pulling Chastity into it will make me appear as a bit to strong to have fun with. I know..." He pulls Jojo into the blast zone. She is drenched. Jojo shouts, "No you didn't! Chastity I'm going to kill you!" They run down the hallway in a water fight. Rave lies back down in the wet bed. He see the PC water logged. He looks out the window and sees the girls having funny in the rain. Then the see water balls rising from the pool. Chastity looks up and sees Rave hovering manically with his arms folded. Chastity shouts, "No Rave!" They run back inside. The water balls follow them. Rave says, "You can't hide from me. I can see every square inch of this house. The camera focus as his eyes glow. The taps turn on automatically. The girls are getting drenched. Kimbra drinks a lot of water as she is hit multiple times. She says, "No this is a slaughter. We have to work together if we have to beat Rave." Luna says, "But what can we do?!" Chastity takes her clothes off and says, "Distract him!" What you have here is a bunch of half naked girls running round. They all dive bomb at Rave and pull him down into the pool. The end results is that section of the house is ruined. But we will fix that later. It's close to 7.

Rave comes downstairs. To see all the girls dressed as if they were going out. He turns on the theater. But that actually turns of the TV.