GenoRave Act 2.4
Punching Babies
Evil Exposition
At warm foreign resort in snowy region. Glass walls to see outside. The bedroom with girls in Rave natural habitat. Calypso explains, "The ancient people knew the significance of ear acupuncture and what they of jewelry should be worn." Rave says, "Chastity your mom knows so much. Just how old is she?" Chastity replies dismissively, "Ew. Rave! Gross. Don't call her that! Bad enough you do your rubbish but don't talk about it." Koi says, "So rude. I like Chastity." Siren explains, "You little girls need to understand we are goddesses. You need to except how gods procreate." Chastity explains, "Well that's how they died out. Any god that procreated with only weakened their bloodline." Ariel says, "Girl, shut up. It isn't that bad." Calypso says, "If you girl were born a few years early I would of traded you for two cows by the time you hit 13. At 16 you would of been married with 6 kids and I wouldn't have to deal with this." Ariel says, "God, you really are ancient." Koi picks up her phone. Siren says, "You need to out down that phone. Who you even texting? Your only friends are us girls." Koi replies Koi, "Well thank god times are progressive. Maybe I'll open a tiktac account and sell my pictures." Siren says, "So that is supposed to affect me how?" Rave adds, "Come on. Don't fight." Koi sucks her teeth.
Calypso goes to play in Rave's ear. She says, "You should put a diamond in your ear. It helps open your third eye." Rave kisses Calypso. Rave says, "This is why I love experienced people so much knowledge." Then he give Chastity a smooch to tease her. Chastity storms off. Calypso says, "Maybe she need to open her third eye. Her aura is very negative." Koi says, "Chastity wait. I hate this house." Koi follows her.
Story
Boss Baby, an evil gangster boss.
WiP
Rave says, "Koi, I need to take a leak." She replies, "But your a ghost." Rave explains "Yes but that wine goes straight through me." They go I to the men's stall. Another dude suspiciously watches them enter. Koi says, "It's not what you think..." Rave adds, "Mind your business or you might die with your head in a toilet." They guy shakes his head and leaves the bathroom. So Rave looks up as he is relieving his bladder, right. Suddenly he feels a hand touching him. Rave says, "Really Koi, this is the most disgusting place I ever seen aren't you worried you might contract something." She replies, "What you talking about. I'm out here." Rave looks down to see Boss Baby locked on to his tool tightly with a knife in the other hand. Boss Baby is a grown man gangster btw. Shouts, "Not again!" Rave punches him in the head the knife falls but he would not let go. Rave swings him onto the wall then smashes him in the stall door several times times till he lets go. Then held by a foot he violent smashes Boss Baby into every ceramic thing in the bathroom breaking them. Goes back to give him a swirly. Boss Baby bits his hand so he yeets him unto the wall. Boss gets up and says, "Oh no you don't!" Then runs at them with a sharp broken object like a horror doll. Koi screams and lightening blasts Boss Baby on to the mirror and it breaks. Boss Baby passes out. The one dude that thought they were going to do stuff in the public restroom hears sounds of the rumble and thinks, "What the hell are they doing in there?" As he squints his eyes at the door. Rave and Koi leaves the restroom. The guy goes back in to see the restroom wrecked. In his perspective he sees a naked beat up baby laying on the floor. The poor guy almost vomits.
The Virgin Wizard
Two grown nerds enter Sirens pawn shop. Lance, 30, who looks like Micheal Cera and Derek, 40, who looks like Jack Black. They are friends just looking through junk. These men act like children. Lance comes across a dNd set. Lance buys it.
They go to Lance's mom's home they start playing it in the basement. Lance says, "I'll be the takes on the wizard." But his arrogant friend Derek replies, "No I'm always the wizard." So Lance chooses the Artificer. Derek lost and Arthur is about to role the die to continue to play. Derek destroyed the set. Lance says, "Dude. You broke my game! Really again?" Suddenly the broken pieces releases magic upon them. Derek became the Wizard and Lance became Artificer. Lance powers include the possession of two magic die.
The two big dorks go to the back to practice there powers on trees. They also do some other nerdy junk. Derek dresses up in a cloak and robes. He says, "It's time to go out!" Lance says, "Dude don't go out like that. People will laugh. This is why we don't get any girls." Derek says, "Nonsense, we have powers now. It's our time to rule!... We're your knight helmet." Lance says, "No." Derek says, "Where the helmet or I'll blast you with a fireball." Lance unwillingly agrees.
They go to the mall. Derek wants to impress this waitress girl he has been watching for a long time. That girl is actually Inertia. She is undercover as an icecream girl. But even with powers she is not interested. Inertia says, "I have a boyfriend." Derek goes to the arcade and cry. Then he gets mad and Lance suspects Derek might use his powers for evil.
At about 7pm dark, Derek goes back to creepily follow Inertia home. Lance keeps trying to tell him that this is a bad idea. He uses his powers to make them invisible. Inertia hears someone but looks back and see's nothing. She curves into an alley. They hide behind a wall. To their surprise they see her looking up a the eight foot figure that is Rave. Rave looks directly at Derek hiding behind the wall. Derek gasps saying, "A necromancer." Rave sees Lancing running away. Rave says to Inertia, "I told you not to get followed. Should I kill them?" Inertia replies, "It's just two dorks from the icecream parlor. The fat one has a crush on me. I told him I have a boyfriend." Ravs says, "So he followed you here? Creepy." Derek jumps out. He says, "It is I, The wizard. I will rescue you my sweet. And in time yoh will learn to love me." Derek does a belly dance with a fire ball in each hand. Rave says, "Really?" Inertia replies, "Oh yes. I think that one has powers." Rave says, "Oh no * way. These guys?!" Inertia says, "Rave. Don't kill him." Derek launches a fire ball while shouting, "Fireball!" The light flashes through the dark alley. Rave sees it coming in slow motion. Rave sends bigger force blast through it. It knocks Derek with his butt above his head. The cloak fall over to reveal. Inertia screams, "Oh my god. He is not wearing underwear! I'm literally going to kill myself." Derek says, "I'm a wizard. There be not undergarments in middle Earth!... That goes double for you mi' lady." Wink. Inertia says, "Rave I see why you hate magic." Derek stand up and manhole covers start to rumble. Three water hydras come up from the sewage. Rave says, "My gaude! That is *!" Rave walks up to Derek faster than he can react. Rave folds a fist in his arm. A swift punch to the gut. Picks up Derek, spins him around and throws him head first into the sewage. His fat belly gets stuck in the hole. Rave says, "Mhh, I was kind hoping he would of exploded from the water pressure." As he leaves with Inertia. Meanwhile Lance takes a bus home
The next day Derek is still half way through the hole with his garment less but in there air. A huge crowd gathers as firemen rescue him. The seen goes viral. 'Local Wizard Stuck in Manhole'. Derek turns of the TV. Lance says, "why didn't you just magic yourself out of there?" Derek says, "My hands was stuck, Judas. You totally abandoned me." They have a word fight. And Derek leaves.
