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Hi.Pariba here, you can find me in game hanging out.
If I'm not in Champs? Try STO or NWO. Wish they had something like this for those games! :D

*Professional Pest!*


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Page Idea Shamelessly Stolen from Bluhman

Pariba, you're....not an alphabetical clone...are you ok? --@Seanimusprimex

It is a very bad sign when PARIBA forgoes their clone army --@Jeeb51

Pariba! It's you! I thought that your -W- name was an emote- then I realized that is what you do! --@GentlegiantVEXX

The Supporting Cast


A Baron of the Ghede Loa, Baron Kriminel has taken a fondness to Clone R, his willing Cheval. Often advising her as her "Invisible Friend" he sometimes plays pranks on her sister clones to frighten them. He's fond of the colour purple, Burnt chicken, Gunpowder rum and fine cigars. His chosen weapon is the machete and he often watches situations play out before getting involved. He may be summoned to enact Vengeance, or to protect women and children.


Pacific Northwest Cannibalistic Forest Demon. Also called "Dzunuḵ̓wa"
Awakened by misinformed cultists wanting to stop regional logging [with a kidnapped school bus full of children as "tribute"], she was convinced by a Druid to aid lost travelers instead of collecting them. Tsonoqua has a small Fae sub-domain of unspoilt wilderness with a native longhouse and sacred cave. The ghosts of lost travelers reside there with her.


Cynthia Papadopoulos
A bellydancer working at her family's Greek Restaurant ["Rhodes", in downtown Detroit.] After an attack on the restaurant and a fight with her mother, she moved in with the Fairy Knight Eoghainin. Eventually she married him and they have two children together, Iolanthe and Giacinta. Currently they reside within a Fae enclave in rural Alaska.


Jorge Sandoval, MD.
A young doctor specializing in meta-human medicine, he is in charge of the clones medical care at the East Briar Institute's Teaching Infirmary. Originally from Albuquerque, he comes from a large family and sends money home to help out. His mother has passed away. He is a lapsed Catholic.


Knee Breaker
A former MMA fighter, now working as a nurse in the infirmary of the East Briar super school. She takes no guff from students, parents or staff, and this no nonsense attitude earned her the name "Knee Breaker" from the kids. She wears it with pride. She has no super powers, but is a capable fighter and will do matches for charity. She's seeing school security guard "FireBug". They spent this past summer as "guests" of the Malvans, he as a gladiator, and she as the author of a series of holo-sim Chinese cooking programs.


Once upon a time, as all old stories start, there lived a woman of noble birth. She grew up in old Persia which is a legend unto itself these days. She was trained in the art of music and dance, poetry, reading weaving and embroidery and all the other things a woman of good breeding needed to run a household. She was fourteen. She was to marry a prince and her name was Artazusta. It translates to English as "Delighting in Truth".
She came to dwell in the palace of the king, a building of delicate detail and fine mosaics, surrounded by gardens renowned for their beauty. Artazusta was much loved by noble and servant alike for her kindness and easy smile. But like all things, good times and prosperity do not last and rebellion grew in the lands of the king, until traitors struck the heart of the palace itself! Just days before she was to marry - so the story goes- there was a night attack. One of the royal advisers, fearing for her life took the girl and hid her. He what some call a Magi, with strange powers, and hid her within the confines of an old oil lamp. The adviser died in the fighting and the soon-to-be princess' location was lost. Days turned to months, months to years and years to centuries. Millennia past. The tale of the battle was forgotten, as were the girl's family- even the prince faded from history.

Until one day in what is modern Detroit a young elf-maiden searching for cursed magical items to remove them from the public. She found the lamp and knowing of old stories took it to a boy from Fairyland who rubbed it. Blue smoke poured forth, and fire with no flame, and when it cleared the princess was found on the floor, just as she had been when she was put into the lamp. A quick response by one of the children returned the breath to her and she awoke to a strange land. What she knew was discarded history though several scholars came to speak with her and write down what she could tell them of the land, language and the cultures. Somehow the spell that trapped her kept her from age and death, and allowed her to speak the common language of where she was found. She has demonstrated several powers akin to what some might call a "Genie"- though she herself considers a Jinn something else, more of an angel spirit. The extent of her powers are as yet unknown, and she cannot, unlike the genies of legend, grant wishes.

Artazusta is a vegetarian, and attends school at East Briar Institute of Higher Learning as she works to acclimatize herself. She speaks several archaic languages and modern English.


Pariba used Therakiel's Sword! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! --@OhmegaRanger

"Nobody talks smack about Pari, that's illegal in 49 of the 50 states and in Puerto Rico." --@Athalius

"With a hearty arriba, /She helps out Pariba, /So she'll never be blue!" --@Thundrax

Just when you thought she couldn't get any more wtf.... Pariba has topped herself once more. --@Shaelos

Plus she's like this incredibly British nerd. --@GrimmwoodBlack

Pariba, tell us a tale of the frozen Canadian north farmland you grew up on... with your father who fell off things or had no understanding of electricity... regale us all with these tales! --@Shaelos

Pariba blew up the planet... again. "DAMMIT, PARI!" --@Shaelos & @Thathoser

Pariba is the hero we need! Pariba is the hero we deserve! :D --@Rotbelcher

So all blame defaults to Pariba. It's all her fault... the Titanic, the movie about the Titanic, that one song about the Titanic, the Avatar movie, the 4 sequels, the Pearl Harbor movie... all of it Pariba's fault. Every Terminator movie but the first two sucking, her fault. "She's responsible for so much!" Wayne Gretzky being traded to LA, her fault. So yes I could continue but as it is obvious she is the evil harbinger of change and chaos. "Nyarlthhotep?" --@Shaelos & @CuteSquirrel

Pariiiiiiiiiiiiba! Also... PARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-bah! --@MantaMan

-Snuggleloves the Pariba- --@Glass-Rose

Pari-pocalypse --@Absonus-Noctis

Hey, Pariba, I have a question. If you yourself get Nom'd by a Werepari, what happens? Do you become a Paribawerepari? "I read that as a Pariweapon." Pariweapon, the strongest ultimate secret boss of them all! Stronger then Ruby Weapon and even the Diamond Weapon! Fear the Pari! ...I think we've started the Paricult. Hang on, I gotta go make a Paricultist character. --@Kurafine&@Boiled_Taspar

The Pari Bites back ( Part II of CO Wars) ^^ --@Lillysaturn

Pari creates unrealistic beauty standards for females --@Aukshtaitis

Pariba is the bestest Elder God of them all. Some might say, even more famous then Cthulu. --@Kurafine

...You say that like Pari isn't disturbing anyway... LOVE YOU PARI! >_> *hides* --@Sapphiechu

Pariba is delightfully weird. "The Acceptable and totally welcome brand of weird" --@Thebax & @Kathedral1990

Par is being sassy, help! "She is a snarky one xp" --@Netherfang & @Mr.Plush

I see yyooooooo pariaba pariba --@Olivessence

PARIBA FOR THE WIN! *throws you into the air* HURRAH! --@Generalcupcake#3330

A laughing Pariba >.> I is a-skeered --@Boiled_Taspar

Cooking with Pari, just enough evil for you- Coming soon! --@Fabijato

Also *gives Pariba a hug* --@Boiled_Taspar

Everyone, Pariba is a waifu pillow given sentience, I feel you need to KNOW --@LordWisp

I go to fight a supervillain and Pariba gets abandonment issues. *Lip wibble* --@Shaelos& @Pariba

And I get headache from Pariba *Bows, grins* "My job here is done." Ignored, another troll has been found --@Shilo#9936& @Pariba

Do ya need some ice cream, Pariba? For your troubles? "I would LOVE an ice cream!" ::Gives -O- an ice cream:: *Smashes icecream* --@Datcoconuttree2, @Pariba, @Milbereth &@esalmighty

Oops is her "I died, but I don't want to say I died, even though I did and it was horrible" --@Shaelos

Pariba steals your boots and pants, Confirmed. "Curse her sudden and inevitable betrayal" --@LordWisp &@Shaelos

POWER TROUT PARIBA "Power Trout Pariba" That's your wrestling name. --@LordWisp &@Thathoser

"I defeated the cardboard marines in a single night, I can defeat the Pari's clone girls." I would like to meet the Pari's Clone Girls...  ;-) --@Australianbucket#9962&@Agro

Pariba said it. Pariba is omniscent. But only about flooring. --@Thebax

Pariba is full of curiosity and bubbliness. "More like cough medicine, tequila and sleep dep. BUT IT WORKS OUT THE SAAAME!" --@Tehlerion &@Pariba

I dunno. I've seen Pariba use 2,4, and 6. Most Millenials can't even. "Hehe. Plus Pari's considerate/mature." Pariba is actually 97, and playing from a rest-home bed. --@Thebax &@CptThunder

Oh, Pari is evil? "You didn't realize that yet?" That clears up a lot. --@Kurafine &@Menesh_Elvar

Think one of the 1st memory I have of Pari was a link to a video of some guy trying to sell off eldritch abominations. --@Deathrunner12

Pariba isn't under-rated, Pariba is the Lord God Lord King of the Universe's Galaxy over all Excistance. --@Kurafine

You know who doesn't get enough credit? Pariba. Always on in one clone or another, always positive, and if you say the name right it sounds like you're getting ready to raid a village or ...drink your liver into submission! --@MantaMan

Ah! I have made the air conditioner go! Praise me! "You have conquered the heat ALL HAIL THE PARIBA" *FLEX, kiss bicep* "And the peasants rejoiced." "Would that be her roomies?" --@Pariba, @Shaelos &@Thathoser

Pariba is easy. Parabolic. "Actually with Pari I always think of Spanish dancers. Parrrrriba!" --@Kurafine &@Menesh_Elvar

"The Great And Honourable Pariba, Scion of the True Path" --@Kurafine


EBIL PARI! Come or be destroyed! --@Fabijato

"I wonder how much exp a Pariba kill gives" *Checks the monster manual* *10xp /hp* "But Pariba's have like... 3 hp." Monster manual: Minus 10.000 XP "God damn it so fragile." --@LordWisp, @Pariba &@Lillysaturn

Wait! Pineapple? ON PIZZA! PARI IS ANTICHRIST! --@Lillysaturn

I blame Pariba. Fucking Pariba. Adding Extra days What is wrong with you? --@Needlessreaper88