Miss Pussycakes
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Appearance
Fluffy. Big boned. Juicy. Obese. Thick. These are just a few words that might best describe Miss Pussycakes. This feline is a gray Scottish Fold tabby cat with large green eyes and a short, tiny nose. Well fed is an understatement as the cat packs a sizable amount of girth in its stomach. While incredibly overweight, there is no denying that this is one amazingly adorable feline specimen. Most are simultaneously in awe that something that fat can be at the same time one of the most precious things ever. At least that's how Olevia sees it.
History
Miss Pussycakes started life as Bob the Cat in San Diego, California (yes, Miss Pussycakes is actually male... please don't tell Olevia). The middle kitten in a litter of eight, Miss Pussycakes found himself adopted by the Alvarez family for their daughter, Olevia. Miss Pussycakes grew from a tiny, adorable kitten to the sandworm looking creature she is today via a steady diet of anything that was fed to him.
Currently Miss Pussycakes lives a very comfortable life in Millennium City following the Alvarez family relocating there. At home he often lays with or follows Olevia around, crying for food or wanting to be held. He also has to listen to Olevia talk about him all the time over the various communication channels.
Personality
Miss Pussycakes is pretty laid back. He's a cat, its what they do. For about eighteen hours a day he is asleep, dreaming of things like drinking milk, eating food or chasing mice. Miss Pussycakes is extremely fond of Olevia, and during his waking hours (what few there are) is often following the girl about the house. Preferring to be held, he will often cry if he's not.
Trivia
A few bits of trivia you may know (or not care to know) about Miss Pussycakes:
- Olevia believes Miss Pussycakes has super powers of some sort
- Has mysteriously disappeared on occasion with no real explanation.
- Even if hidden, can unerringly locate catnip.
- Likes to watch, not run, after laser pointers.
- Enjoys animal related television and movies.
- Can sleep for 22 hours straight.
- Eats dust bunnies.
- Is micro chipped, but has never had to use it, as he is an indoor cat.
- Is fixed (sorry, lady cats).
- Enjoys pizza. And ice cream. And honey.
- Is best friends with the neighbor dog, Bungee.
- Often is said to be dieting.
- The dieting is a lie.
- May or may not have been involved with fighting VIPER as an undercover agent in the past.
- Enjoys snowboarding.
- Appears to enjoy the company of Progeny member Cait Sith.
- Detests Progeny member Black Ice. It may have to do with being hurled at the enemy in combat before. Maybe.
Skills
Miss Pussycakes has a number of skills which might rival an experienced hero such as Sparrowhawk. These include:
- Sleeping: He can do this most of the day and night.
- Eating: Miss Pussycakes can pack food away like there is no tomorrow.
- Pooping: The litter box always has a friend in him.
- Cute Factor: Without a doubt, this cat knows how to pull at his owner's heart strings.
- Crying: Because he wants attention or food now.
From The Litter Box
"I LOOOOOOVE my sweet Pussycakes! She is easily the cutest, most awesomest baby ever! *makes kissing noises for several minutes*" - Lash
"We have seen much in our travels throughout the universe, but we have seen nothing with an appetite as insatiable as this beast. It is the only living creature we fear, for it's mouth must be a black hole, a twisted tear in space, into some dark void from which nothing can escape." - Galactigal
"I was surprised to find that beneath the layers of fat and fur, there beats the heart of a hunter. It takes a lot of coaxing, but it's there. I'm afraid Lash is going to be very disappointed when she realizes that because Miss Pussycakes is in fact a Mister, he and I will never have babies." - Cait Sith
"I'm still convinced 'it' was the pet of a super villain at some point. Cats aren't overly fond of me, must be the low body temperature, but this one takes the cake. Or in this case, my pizza! Sneaky not-so-little bastard, hmpfh." - Black Ice
"Where I come from, an animal like this wouldn't last an hour. I've been trying to think of ways to weaponize it without Olevia noticing..." - Kid Ballistic
"How this flabby feline has not died from his ridiculous girth is beyond me. Perhaps there is something in its DNA that keeps it somewhat healthy? Hmm...must remember to investigate further." - Stegoboy
Art O' Pussycakes
Lash & Miss Pussycakes giving kitty kisses by Soul-Crafter
Miss Pussycakes & Fathom's (of the Protectors) pet fish having a swell time by kidbrainer
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| Leader: Faith | ||
| Members: Communick • Concrete Gospel • Dragonfly • Egress • Feuerdrache • Kid Ballistic Lash • Plumb • Starlet • Strong Suit • Terrific Tiger | ||
| Associates: Ace • Black Ice • Cait Sith • Deviate • Fletcher • Miss Pussycakes • Monster Mash | ||
